So we ordered some hardwood flooring from Lumber Liquidators and were trying to get a delivery scheduled. We weren’t home during the day, of course, so the poor lady from Lumber Liquidators had to call us like 5 times (she was really trying! ;] ). Luckily she was VERY consistent in her message delivery (they must have a script or something) so we were able to observe this total fail of transcribing to text of Vonage Visual Voicemail! The ACTUAL message SHOULD read:
“Hello, this message is for Mr. or Mrs. Dreesbach. My name is Renata calling from all wood flooring Lumber Liquidators delivery services.”
Below are the wonderfully quirky variations that Vonage Visual Voicemail came up with.
Enjoy! ;]
Day 1: “Hello this message is for Mr. at 3:00. My name is Renata calling from Paul Wood flooring liquidators delivery services.”
Day 2: “Hello this message is for Mr. or Mrs. tree Stock. My name is Renate calling from Mall Wood flooring lumber at data delivery services.”
Day 3: “Hello, this message is for Mr. Herman, this is Jeff Fox. My name is Renate calling from Mall Wood flooring lumber liquidators delivery services.”
Day 4: “Hello this message is for Mr. and Mrs. juice box my name is Renata calling from home this morning. I’m looking for data delivery services.”
Day 5: “Hello this message is for Mr. or Mrs. Joe Sparks my name is Renata calling from Hall wood flooring in lumber liquidator delivery services.”
Awesome! So my last name (Dreesbach) translates (according to VVV) to one of:
- “at 3:00” (err…)
- “tree Stock” (giggle)
- “Herman” (huh?)
- “juice box” (LOL – that one might be my favorite!)
- “Joe Sparks” (wtf?)
Makes me laugh more every time I read that progression… ;]
And “Lumber Liquidators delivery services” fares little better, going through the following progression:
- Paul Wood flooring liquidators delivery services
- Mall Wood flooring lumber at data delivery services
- Mall Wood flooring lumber liquidators delivery services
- home this morning. I’m looking for data delivery services (OK VVV, you’re just ad-libbing now!)
- Hall wood flooring in lumber liquidator delivery services